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Democrats explain that painting Swastikas everywhere and torching immigrant businesses ‘Isn’t Fascism, It’s *Democratic* Fascism’
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Leading Democrats have unveiled a groundbreaking defense of their latest grassroots initiative: painting swastikas on public buildings and setting fire to immigrant-owned businesses. Dubbed “Democratic Fascism” by its proponents, the movement has sparked heated debate across the nation, with party leaders insisting that their actions are a misunderstood expression of progressive values.
“Look, we get it, the optics aren’t great,” said Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez during a fiery press conference outside a smoldering bodega in Queens. “But let’s be clear: this isn’t your grandpa’s fascism. This is Democratic Fascism. It’s inclusive, it’s intersectional, and—most importantly—it’s got a really catchy hashtag. #FashForJustice, anyone?”
The initiative reportedly began as a brainstorming session at a vegan co-op in Portland, where party activists sought to “reclaim” controversial symbols like the swastika for what they describe as “a more equitable future.” According to internal memos leaked to the press, the goal was to “deconstruct the historical baggage” of the symbol by spray-painting it on public schools, libraries, and synagogues—preferably in bright, welcoming colors like pastel pink and teal.
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