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“Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice.” — Dr. Sidney Freedman, MASH
Last night, I started wondering what a real American Civil War 2.0 would look like if the Left finally get what they keep pretending to want. At first, I couldn’t picture it—because let’s be honest, the idea of blue-haired TikTok influencers and non-binary sociology majors storming the battlefield doesn’t exactly scream Braveheart.
But then… it hit me! Their army wouldn’t be a force—it would be a farce. Slapstick. Screwball comedy. Just like the hilarious movies and TV shows I grew up on.
Certainly not…
…disciplinarian Gunnery Sergeant Hartman from Full Metal Jacket.
…bad asses Sergent’s Elias or Barnes from Platoon.
…unshakeable Colonel Kurtz from Apocalypse Now.
No! Their outfit of sad sacks would be a laughable mashup of MASH, F-Troop, Hogan’s Heroes, McHale’s Navy, Stripes—only with more crying, less courage, and a lot more gender-neutral pronouns. It would be a full-blown parody.
The thought of this made me laugh so hard I nearly spit my drink out. Now it’s your turn! In the spirit of vintage absurdity, allow me to introduce you to the cast of America’s upcoming Leftist meltdown—the war movie nobody asked for, starring the…
Yep. Them's quick lil things and can turn on a dime :)
We could only be so lucky cuz a libtard doesn’t have moves like a teal duck ‼️✝️🇺🇸