Off the Wall: Even Dominion Machines Refusing To Vote For Kamala
(Babylon Bee) - Democratic Party leaders received yet another piece of bad news with the presidential election just over two weeks away, as they learned that even Dominion voting machines were now refusing to vote for Kamala Harris.
The vice president has seen her poll numbers fall in recent weeks as former President Donald Trump surged ahead in many national and swing state polls, leading to the startling report from Dominion Voting Sytems that even their electronic voting machines were now refusing to support Harris.
"You know it's bad when even the pre-programmed voting machines won't support her," said one Dominion insider who spoke on the condition of anonymity. "We've done everything we could possibly do on our end, but she's apparently so unlikable that even the machines aren't willing to cast their votes — or anyone else's — for Kamala. It takes someone really bad to lose the support of machines that are literally programmed to support them. It's fascinating and…