Off the Wall - New Evidence Suggests Noah’s Wife Was Steering The Ark When It Hit Mount Ararat
From the Babylon Bee:
Leading theologians have uncovered new evidence that when Noah's ark hit Mount Ararat, his wife was likely steering.
Naamah, daughter of Lamech, is traditionally considered to be Noah's wife, and all historical evidence seems to indicate that she was to blame for the famed vessel violently crashing into the tip of a mountain.
"After studying several extra-biblical ancient texts and consulting Jewish historians, it now seems Noah's stop on the top of Mount Ararat was completely unplanned, and totally his wife's fault," said biblical scholar Dr. Benjamin Abelman. "Every ancient source we currently possess now points to this as being the case."
"Also, she was a woman, so, you know, what more evidence do you need?"
Several newly uncovered sources say Noah's wife had offered to steer the ark for a while so Noah could catch some sleep, but she soon got distracted with…