Off the Wall: The 10 Commandments of Southern Summers
From Matt Mitchell:
If you’ve ever walked outside in July and immediately questioned every life decision, this one’s for you. From parking in the shade like it’s prime real estate to fighting off every bug known to man (and several science hasn’t classified yet), surviving summer in the South is less a season and more a spiritual trial. In this video, I lay out the 10 sacred commandments every Southerner needs to know:
Three years ago we signaled “Broken Arrow” and evacuated the area after being overrun by the communist regime in The People’s Republic of Washington State. We packed up a lifetime collection of stuff and fled to Southwestern Missouri. After talking with a new friend from Arkansas, I was bummed to find out that we actually didn’t make it into the South, we were close, but actually just in the mid-west. He said y’all gotta be at least from Arkansas to be in the south. Damn. What say ye?
South of the Missouri is Southern to me. My Great Grandpa was in a Missouri CS Battery and I'd be hard pressed to identify any Ozarks natives as not being Southern