Off the Wall - The South has TWO Halloweens - and One Scarred Me for Life

(Ya gotta love Matt Mitchell, one of the best Southern comedians out there today. It brings to mind the phrase, ‘That Ole Boy Ain’t Quite Right.” But I really goota get me one of them shirts - DD)

The South doesn't just do Halloween. It does 2 Halloweens. Both have candy, costumes, and decorations...but only one has Jesus on scissor lift.