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Massachusetts police seek owner of giant creepy puppet
Massachusetts police seek owner of giant creepy puppet
(UPI) - Police in Massachusetts are trying to find the owner of a large, creepy puppet recently turned over to the station.
The Stoneham Police Department shared a photo of a massive marionette with red hair, no eyes and a clown costume.
“We are attempting to locate the owner of this puppet that was turned into the station,” the post said. “If this belongs to you - or if you recognize it from your nightmares -- please contact us to arrange pickup.”
Commenters on the post said the puppet appears to be a 7-foot, 7-inch animatronic called…
You: coming homing late and tired (drunk, ok?). Forgot you left Bobby inside the front door in case somebody broke in.
Bobby: looking at you laying there with your heart attack through those empty eyes because he's a puppet and can't call 911.
They chase after clowns in sewers too.