The Dick Cheney School of Marksmanship
(Many years ago, I broke a dude’s nose for the exact same thing as cheney did while dove hunting. We’re cool now and he learned a valuable lesson, even if at my expense. But, it did leave my yearly chest x-ray looking a lot more interesting - DD)
One day, Lucas and Adam went out to play with their guns.
Guns. Guns. Guns. See all the guns.
Lucas and Adam wanted to show conservatives that they like guns. They like the Second Amendment. They like You, Mr. and Mrs. Conservative. For the next two weeks, they like you.
Great day at the range today with my friend @AdamKinzinger. We got to hang out with some union workers while exercising our freedom. Always have your first aid kit handy. Shrapnel can always fly when you hit a target like today, and you’ve got to be ready to go. We had four first… pic.twitter.com/Qu4YxfrtrU
— Lucas Kunce (@LucasKunceMO) October 23, 2024
Vote for Lucas! Lucas Kunce is running for the US Senate against Josh Hawley. Lucas is a veteran. Lucas is a Democrat. And Lucas wants your vote.
Hmmmmm. How do I get Red State People to vote for a Blue State guy like me? Ah Ha! I will show them that I like guns because they like guns! That will do it! And for the cherry on top of the float, I will get Republican Adam Kinzinger to stand by my side and show them he likes guns, too! Perhaps this will make them forget that Adam cried like a baby about the January 6th Insurrection Riot, and that Adam partnered with Liz Cheney and Nancy Pelosi to throw people in jail for four years to await their constitutionally guaranteed right to a quick and speedy trial…